I’m fat, y’all. Not, like, obese fat but fat compared to 2017 Sin. It’s awful. I’ve gained almost 40 pounds in the last year.

. . . Right?

It’s a combination of my meds making me gain weight, my inability to poo, and my extreme laziness. But not anymore. I’ma lose weight and get all muscle-y and shit. And I’ma do it where y’all can see because why not? Let’s break the gamer stereotype and get all hot and shit. Or, at the very least, let’s try to get my stomach to not stick out as far as my boobs.

Baby steps.