Songs

If you’re here, you already know what I do. If you don’t know, I write parody songs about Eve Online. They have been called “cringe-worthy”, “abysmal”, and “horribly off-key”. I call them genius. Here they are. You’re welcome.

Titan:

Makalu Cries:

Dock Game:

Good Fight:

Gonna Run:

Dumb Eve Ways to Die:

I Will Survive:

Watchlist:

Hallelujah:

Blue List:

Brother:

That’s How We Know (You Fucked Up):

Alpha Dirtbag:

Orbit Around the FC: