Songs

If you’re here, you already know what I do. If you don’t know, I write parody songs about Eve Online. They have been called “cringe-worthy”, “abysmal”, and “horribly off-key”. I call them genius. Here they are. You’re welcome.

Titan:


Makalu Cries:


Dock Game:


Good Fight:


Gonna Run:


Dumb Eve Ways to Die:


I Will Survive:


Watchlist:


Hallelujah:


Blue List:


Brother:


That’s How We Know (You Fucked Up):


Alpha Dirtbag:


Orbit Around the FC: